B and S's Favorite Movie Quotes

S's fav's:

"Your mom goes to college" --Napoleon Dynamite
"It's a LIE" -- Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
"You had me at hello" (soft tender voice) -- Jerry Maguire
"Every rose has is thorn" -- Teeth
"I'm from Texas, I've seen bigger" -- From Justin to Kelly

B's fav's:

"I'm the queen mother bug" -- Bug
"Daddy" (scary voice) -- The Hills have Eyes
"You did this" (point your finger whilst saying this) -- LC from the Hills
"I love the way your foul little mind works" (insert evil laugh) -- Jafar, from Aladdin
"So what did you do in school today?" "Well I broke in my purple clogs" -- Clueless

BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I am bored. Really bored. S won't entertain me and so I am sitting here being bored.
Kali won't entertain me. Barbie won't entertain me. None of the Bury crew will entertain me.

Here is a quote from Voltaire:
"The best way to become boring is to say everything."

So, in order for this post to not get boring I will stop blogging. Because probably blogging about everything could become boring too.

That is all.
-B

Word of the day . . . .

Todays word of the day is . . . . . . Congested

As in, I am so congested and probably have the swine flu!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(why would you need a USB face mask?????)

Word of the Day...

SASSY is the word of the day folks.

Say it, Use it, Be it.

The End.

-B

Word of the Day. . .

SUCKAS.................

Clearly this man is a sucka..if he's not I don't know what is.

Call everyone you know suckas today.

-B

The weekend

Shared had a great weekend. Saturday we went to hooters for dinner, and then went to visit S's super super cute new niece. It was great!

Word of the day . . . .

BOBBLE

As in, that is a very lovely bobble tie in your hair!

Word of the Day . . .

This is for you Jasper! You know who you are.

The word today is: BLARNEY

1 : skillful flattery : blandishment
2 : nonsense, humbug

It is pure BLARNEY that I am at work on a Friday afternoon when the sun is shining.

Over and Out
-B

Pickles

S just got a pickle (and by pickle I mean giant pickle) at Jimmy John's Sandwhich shop and is in heaven. She loves them, that is all.

For those of you who are pickle connoissuer's, S says they are comparable to Disneyland pickles!

-B

Word of the day!

Hirsute . . . . HUR-soot

Covered with hair; set with bristles; shaggy; hairy.

i.e. the sasquatch/yeti . . . makes the rounds of the clubs "disguised" in trench coat and broad-brimmed hat, hoping (successfully, it seems) to be mistaken for a rather hirsute human.

another example would be . . . . . . B walking down the street hoping to not be mistaken for an extremely HIRSUTE sasquatch.

-S

The Untapping of B

Don't worry folks I finally let her go free! All is well

-S

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK S just taped my hand to a chair!!

Help Please!!!!

-B

(I am located at the bury--but you all already knew that.)

B's Day So Far...

8:10am: Woke Up And Got Ready (No Shower People, Sorry)

8:32am: Ate Cookie Crisp And Yogurt For Breakfast

8:50am: Left For Work And Drove Sylvia

9:10am: Parked At The Bury And Hopefully Do Not Get In Trouble For Parking "There"

9:13am: Went To My Office And Ran Ticket Reports, Then Did A Batch Print For Mail

9:45am: Said Hello to S And Barbie, Oh and Katie

10:00am: Watched S Do The Studio 115 Ticket Reconciliations

10:45am: Listened To A Message From Jan (Salt Lake Choral Artists) Then Printed Off Tickets As Per Her Request.

11:00am: Played Name That Tune With S, Barbie, Oh And Katie....The Tunes Included:
BSB, N'SYNC, New Kids On The Block, Kelly Clarkson, Garth Brooks, Reba, Taylor Swift, Offspring, Brooke Duffy, Presidents Of The USA, Barney And Friends, Miley Cyrus, ETC.

11:22am: Talked To A COXCOMBED Fellow And Sold Him Some Tickets.

12:30pm: Ate Some Cookies, Crackers, And Fruit Snacks, With A Diet Coke That Totally Slaked Me.

1:00pm: Did A People.Com Crossword Puzzle....Like Totally Awesome

1:27pm: Doing This Blog Post Right Now.

Aren't You All Glad You Got To Live Through My Morning With Me?

-B

word of the day

COXCOMB

A vain, showy fellow

i.e. Scott

-S

Word of the Dayaroo

Today's word of the day is: GOBSMACKED

What does this mean you ask? Here's the definition:

"flabbergasted, astounded, shocked"

I am literally GOBSMACKED that S still has not shown up to work!

-B

who is with me . . . . . .

I think that syrofoam and cardboard boxes should be outlawed!!!!!!! I can not stand the noise they make when they rub against each other! It is HORRIBLE! I hate it and I never want to hear that noise again! (This is a warning to you B)

-S

Customer Service People

Oh S. We all could see her face a little more often, don't ya think? hence the pic and yes that is Jarebear to the right. 

Let it be known that S and I attended a 4 hour customer service training workshop this morning and learned a great deal.  We were pretty much the life of the party and everyone looked to us for our wisdom, due to our ticket selling and customer friendly attitude experience. I know some of you might be surprised to hear that I, B, am considered a customer service/friendly guru but be shocked no more. It's the truth. I'm awesome, as is S. 

In other news WTF are people SO shocked by the April snow. This happens every year people. EVERY YEAR. Deal with it and then get over it because it's the fact of Utah life. It sucks, but it's what happens.

Also, I want to hear everyone's definitions of a Yeti. Please comment and tell me your definitions. I must hear them.

Over and out.

-B

WORD OF THE DAY

The word of the day today is DOT DOT DOT

SLAKE, which means, to satisfy or quench.

i.e. "who slaked you last night B or S?"

Tell all your friends.

-B

Don't read this if you have a weak stomach!

This is all i'm going to say. . . . . . . .

#2
Explosive Diarrhea
310 up, 18 down
Not always from eating too much of the wrong foods which is usually relieved and ends with 1 incident of it. Can be a prolonged horrid condition that usually comes about from a bad bacterial stomach/intestional virus. A violent exploding stream of liquid that feels like hot foamy lava shooting from your poor poop hole along with mild to severe abdominal cramping. A frothy water that will range from shades of dark brown to a pale yellow. Depending on the cause it can last from just one incident where you get immediate relief, to 3 to 4 days until a doctor has to give you an RX to stop the awful stuff. The stream is so forceful it blasts against the toilet water forcefully causing a violent splash sending the soiled stinky water up all over your poor butt cheeks, and underside of toilet seat. Usually always accompanied by a very putrid pungent odor that you feel the need to grab the nearest towel while you are still stranded on the toilet bowl, or if not available, a wad of toilet paper to cover your nose until you can hurridly leave the bathroom. The (danger) of this condition is DEHYDRATION. It is important to not let it run on and to sip on water thru-out the day until a couple of days after it subsides. Also accompanied by noisy bowels sounds as if a war is going on inside your poor lower abdominal area along with excessive very LOUD blasting explosive gassed up farts, queasy stomach discomfort, and severe weakness if it goes on for over 24 hours.

Name Changearoo

Due to popular demand (thank you Erin) we have changed our name BRannon, instead of Bannon. Tell all your friends.

-B

Word of the day. . . . .

SPELUNKER: Someone who spelunks in caves all the live long day.

*not to be confused with splunker. Look it up in the Urban dictionary if you wanna know what that is.

-S

Due East!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you say that The DoDo at the gateway is directly due east of the movie theater??????

2 for $2

Have you ever been looking for a scrumptious snack and you just don't know where to find one. Not too heavy not too light. Well look no further...head down to your nearest 7-11 and enjoy this treat that is better than SE. It is. I know.

Here is a picture but before you look at it know that you're gonna need to go get one ASAP!

-B

Word of the day . . .

Todays word of the day is . . . . . . drum roll please . . . . . . . .

MOIST

Not really sure why this is the word of the day. probably because I think it is a gross word, and B thinks it is funny.

-S

IRONY

It has come to my attention this weekend that irony is a funny real thing. So many ironic things have happened. God works in mysterious ways folks. That he does. And if God is not someone who works in mysterious ways in your life than call it karma, bad luck, teaching lessons, blah blah you get it.

In other news S and I are thinking about renaming the blog BRannon?? What do ya'll think? it would better represent both of us.

Over and out.
-B

Let your inner Hannah Montana out! Embrace it!

Don't be ashamed! Go see the movie its great!

-S

Word of the Day . . . .

Todays word of the day is . . . . .

CRATER

Why you ask. Well Brooke and I have recently had a problem with giant craters on our faces! Not pleasant!

-S

Sometimes love just ain't enough . . .

I dont wanna lose you,I dont wanna use you Just to have somebody by my side And I dont wanna hate youI dont wanna take you But I dont wanna be the one to cry That dont really matter to anyone, anymoreBut like a fool I keep losing my placeAnd I keep seeing you walk through that door

But theres a danger in loving somebody too much And its sad when you know its your heart you cant trustTheres a reason why people dont stay where they areBaby sometimes love just aint enough

Now I could never change youI dont wanna blame you Baby you dont have to take the fall Yes I may have hurt youBut I did not desert you Maybe I just wanna have it all It makes a sound like thunder It makes me feel like rain And like a fool who will never see the truth I keep thinking somethings gonna change

But theres a danger in loving somebody too much And its sad when you know its your heart you cant trust Theres a reason why people dont stay where they areBaby sometimes love just aint enough

And theres no way homeWhen its late at night and youre all alone Are there things that you wanted to sayDo you feel me beside you in your bed There beside you where I used to lay And

theres a danger in loving somebody too much And its sad when you know its your heart they cant touch.Theres a reason why people dont stay who they are Cause baby sometimes love just aint enough. Baby sometimes love just aint enough.

*Sometimes on a bad day repeat these words to yourself in the loudest and most beautiful voice you have. It is sure to improve your day by 110%. Because lets be honest sometimes you just have a bad day! (thats for you B)

-S

BOOOOOOOOOO

U of U Parking services can kiss my butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B and S

Messin' with Sasquatch

In honor of our blog title I decided to put a picture up of Mr. Sasquatch smiling. Note that the next Winter Olympic games mascot is going to be a Sasquatch. Pretty awesome. Tell all your friends.

-B

Happy Easter!

I just came across this really really

cute hamster! I thought it

was perfect for the easter season!

-S

Word of the Day--CAHOOTS

This is today's word of the day. (Cahoots)

PS Brooke and Shannon are in cahoots and starting a blog on this fine rainy day. Everyone should check it daily. Exciting things are sure to be happening in the lives of BANNON.

PEACE OUT