New Moon

S and I went and saw New Moon last night with our friend K. K is Kirsten Dorius. She freaking loved that movie more than words can say. She cried at points, laughed, and even thought Edward was going to take her to his place last night. But alas, he did not. Because Kirsten: HE ISN'T REAL. Sorry but he's not.

I (B) would also do Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black) any day of the week. Yes, he is 17 years old and I am 24, almost 25 - - but I don't care. Um that body is pretty much all I need to say. I don't care if it's considered statutory rape. It WILL be worth it. Who is with me??

THRILLER....

CAN KISS MY ASS

B is awesome! This will safice for now

All About The S Dizzle...

So S I think needs a post that is all about her...and so here it is:

S is a REALLY funny person--I laugh everyday from her sarcasm

S has the kindest heart of anyone I know. To a fault! I am no where near as kind and have been told my heart has some black spots on it, which is true. S does not have said spots.

S is always up for a good time. Like the time she went on a Cali excursion to cheer me on when I ran the Dland Half Marathon. She even woke up early and was there at the finish line to tell me good job. She even pumped me up the day before giving me positive advice that calmed me down because I am a freaker who gets anxiety over EVERYTHING

S is a true friend, as described in the above statement. I think she would do anything for a friend, and even though she kids that my parents pay her to be my friend I know deep down she would not be able to live without me in her life. (or maybe that statement is the other way around).

S is in charge of my life. Seriously someone needs to be. I ask her to do things and make decisions for me about all things...even how to bid on Ebay, or how to count math in my head, or how to open a ticket printer to restock it with ticket stock, or just sitting next to me while I am trying to figure out some work problem. For some reason I can't do most of these things on my own...so she helps me. And I am sure she rolls her eyes when I am not looking (most do) but she's always willing to help me in my life. Actually the eye rolling is done right in front of my face...you know the saying "a true friend stabs you in the front..." Yeah she is like that, and that is what you want in a friend.

S calls me out when I am being absolutely ridiculous.

S and I have butt crack problems. My pants are always way too low cause I am the lowest rider you will ever meet and S claims she has a really high butt crack so obviously that already makes us instant friends. Hence the butt crack picture.

There are SO many other things I could say about S right now, but it would start getting cheesy and even though this blog is out there to make fun of all the bloggers in the world I can't keep going. All of the above statements are true...and probably the most serious post you will ever see from B.

Over and Out

B is a runner... S is a whiner

B TOTALLY ran a half marathon Saturday morning. Kind of awesome, she will be running the Disneyland Half this Sunday. S will be cheering her on. Sweet! B is always challanging herself. She is pretty awesome that way.

As you can see from the title S is a whiner. She can't stop complaining about the time on the clock, the pink monster on her left arm, the unitchable itch on her elbow, the muggle countdown that won't leave her desktop (no worries b fixed that, her watery sprite, box head is driving her INSANE, people keep changing their minds about their schedules, her laxative isn't working yet, AND to top it off B might throw up on her because B feels like she might vom at any moment.

PS PUTTING PICS UP ON BLOGS IS NOT EASY. WHO THE HELL INVENTED THIS NONSENSE THAT IS THE BLOG WORLD.

Falling

S fell up the stairs today at work. way funny.

Looks like Karma is still on my side, YES!

-B

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Karma is a BITCH. That's what B says anyway.

Over the weekend S tripped over Barbie's dog fence at Barbie's home and fell hard on her left elbow. You guessed it...it's broken. In the exact same place B broke her's back in March. (this is where that karma things come in).

She got a super cool pink castaroo because her Doctor is way meaner than mine was. He let me keep it in a splint/sling. Holler!

Anywho poor shan.

She's sort of a useless assistant...but it's only day 1, so perhaps it will get better.

over and out

-B

The Rumors Are True...

DRUM ROLL PLEASE...

S and B are expecting and are thrilled at the news! Here is a picture of the "ultrasound"

Our little quatchie will be here in November, we can't wait!!

Comments appreciated :)

--S and B

DISNEYLAND BOUND

THE PLACE WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE....

In a month S, B, and B's sister Katie are going to good ol' Dland for B's half marathon race. By the way she is running the Logan Half a week before that. So B is kind of awesome and hopefully she will be able to accomplish both.

This just in S turned 25 in JULY which means when we go to Cali she can rent us a car. HOLLER. We and by we I mean S thinks it's the most awesome thing that has happened to her all year.

Even more exciting is Kali is running the Dland half with B! Kali lives in Cali now and B is SO excited to see her!

Wish B good luck and hopefully she finishes the race in Mickey's arms!

S is a slacker when it comes to blogging

S has not blogged in awhile. and there is not much to blog about.

summer is almost over and S may or may not be pregnant (muwahahahahahaa) ok that's a small lie.

B is back from vaca and not loving working.

that is all.

FREE WILLY

enough said. best movie ever - - with the best song at the end ever. thank you michael jackson.
PS b will marry jesse someday. oh yes she will.

B is for Beautiful!

blablablablablablablablablablabla

quick poll

Does B have a good attitude?????

Leavin' on a Jet Plane

it's true. S and B are leaving tomorrow for DC and New York. I know all of you will miss our blog, but we will have loads to tell you when we return.

Over out Out!

-S and B

"You're Gonna Get Wet..."

S and I are going to Kelly Clarkson tonight. It's true. It will most likely rain on us because it's outside in Orem. And the weather thinks it's March for some reason.

We haven't had a word of the day for awhile, so for all of you waiting in anticiaption here it is: Whale Penis...yeah you read it right. Katie is taking a human sexuality class and pretty much a Whale's thinger is the biggest thing I have ever seen in my whole entire life. Gross and kinda crazy. You all want to see it now, I know.

Well I need some diet coke, so peace out and fo shizzle my nizzle.

-B and S

E.A.R.R.I.N.G.S.

B totally got her ears pierced this week at 24 frickin' years old. That's right. She is a grown woman now. Everyone get excited.

The love of her life bought her those diamond earrings above. Isn't he a 'gem'? Pardon the pun.

B's sister (the other B) has been trying for years to get B to get them pierced-and has FAILED miserably. B needed to do it on her own time. 

S was there for the occasion.

Peace Out

-B

Words of the day . . . . .

Todays words of the day are . . .

HUMAN BOWLING

Why you ask, well let me just tell you. It all started @ 6am at the Kbull 93 station this morning. They had a contest going for human bowling for Taylor swift tickets and backstage passes. There were 20 contestants and you guessed it, I was one of them!!! Boooya! It all came down to 3 of us that were tied with a score of 18. Time for a bowl off. Contestant #1 goes and bowls a score of 8, Contestant #2 (ME) and I bowl a 9!!!! oh yeah I'm in the lead! Contestant #3's turn, she goes and bowls a . . . . . . . .8! Yeah thats right, I totally won! I am going to Taylor Swift on Tuesday, and I totally get to meet her! Here is a link for channel 2 news this morning. http://www.kutv.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoId=89309@kutv.dayport.com&navCatId=1841

-S

K to the I to the NGS to the BURY

Kingsbury Hall Seating Chart in case anyone cares.

B bought new tires for her car. Womp Womp--so much money. Then she got new car insurance. Womp Womp again. Boo money.

S got one of her awesome pickles yesterday. She was happy. B is happy when S is happy.

B has face problems. She needs to get fixed. Maybe a whole new face would help. Anyone know how to make that happen let B know.

S is addicted to the Atlantis game again. It's all she does. Which makes B's life boring at the Bury.

S thinks the ticket office at the bury is frickin cold. B has hot flashes all the live long day and will NOT turn down the air. Hence the eternal temperature battle that occurs every single wingle day.

B started running again. She ran 5 miles yesterday and it oh so sore. But B also needs to fix the FAT A problem she has. Alas the running.

S and B's new fav song is "I'm Sorry Miss Jackson...I am for REAL" but B and S implement each other's names for Jackson. They do this all day long. S and B find it hilarious...others in the TO find it utterly annoying. Whatevs.

This summer at the Bury we are having a Saw Movie Marathon. S has seen most of them. B has not--which is crazy due to her true love for scary movies. The first Saw movie is almost half way done. But B can not finish it until Japser is here to watch it as well.

There is a Bee Hive in a tree by the bury. S almost got attacked yesterday from these swarming bees. S came back distraught, B found it hilarious. If anyone comes by the Bury BEWARE OF BEES.

B loves Sodoku.

S still loves pickels.

Over and Out.

Connie and Dave Paxman

ummmm I have no words for these two folks. think of the worst smokers cackling laugh you've ever heard and times it by a million. that will give you an idea of connie. here is a pic of the happy couple. ok maybe it's not them really, but close enough. they are going to the david copperfield show on sunday. maybe you can see them then.

Word of the day!

Todays word is. . . . . . . . . .

GANGSTA

Make sure and be extra gangsta today!

Day the of word >>>>>>>>

The word of the day is . . .

WORD

But not the actual meaning of the word word, the slang meaning.

Word:

1) well said 2)said in a agreement 3) can be used as a greeting, hey whats up
1..and 2...Yo u goin to that rocks tanite....word 3) word up

Isn't it a little ironic that the word of the day is word ? ? ? I think so! Right Jasper???

WORD OF THE DAY

-------------------------------------------------This is B after the storm-----------------------

RUBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In honor of S's birth stone. And in honor of B's first born girl to be named Ruby. (Jan. 12th 2010)

EFF you parking services!

apparently you can get a ticket at a meter here on the effing university of utah even if your meter has NOT expired. yeah i'm not kidding. totally got a ticket with ONE minute left.

pretty sure all of those parking A HOLES are hookers (ps that is the word of the day).

needless to say i am FURIOUS i tell you. FURIOUS. and since they are the most HATED people in the world they pay people to sleep with them. they are reverse hookers. they have to pay for people to sleep with them. HA take that suckers.

-B

DICK------------------------------------------------------>>>

word of the dayyyyyy

BAM

thats the word.

As in BAM I want to kill this day.

-B

B and S's Favorite Movie Quotes

S's fav's:

"Your mom goes to college" --Napoleon Dynamite
"It's a LIE" -- Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
"You had me at hello" (soft tender voice) -- Jerry Maguire
"Every rose has is thorn" -- Teeth
"I'm from Texas, I've seen bigger" -- From Justin to Kelly

B's fav's:

"I'm the queen mother bug" -- Bug
"Daddy" (scary voice) -- The Hills have Eyes
"You did this" (point your finger whilst saying this) -- LC from the Hills
"I love the way your foul little mind works" (insert evil laugh) -- Jafar, from Aladdin
"So what did you do in school today?" "Well I broke in my purple clogs" -- Clueless

BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I am bored. Really bored. S won't entertain me and so I am sitting here being bored.
Kali won't entertain me. Barbie won't entertain me. None of the Bury crew will entertain me.

Here is a quote from Voltaire:
"The best way to become boring is to say everything."

So, in order for this post to not get boring I will stop blogging. Because probably blogging about everything could become boring too.

That is all.
-B

Word of the day . . . .

Todays word of the day is . . . . . . Congested

As in, I am so congested and probably have the swine flu!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(why would you need a USB face mask?????)

Word of the Day...

SASSY is the word of the day folks.

Say it, Use it, Be it.

The End.

-B

Word of the Day. . .

SUCKAS.................

Clearly this man is a sucka..if he's not I don't know what is.

Call everyone you know suckas today.

-B

The weekend

Shared had a great weekend. Saturday we went to hooters for dinner, and then went to visit S's super super cute new niece. It was great!

Word of the day . . . .

BOBBLE

As in, that is a very lovely bobble tie in your hair!

Word of the Day . . .

This is for you Jasper! You know who you are.

The word today is: BLARNEY

1 : skillful flattery : blandishment
2 : nonsense, humbug

It is pure BLARNEY that I am at work on a Friday afternoon when the sun is shining.

Over and Out
-B

Pickles

S just got a pickle (and by pickle I mean giant pickle) at Jimmy John's Sandwhich shop and is in heaven. She loves them, that is all.

For those of you who are pickle connoissuer's, S says they are comparable to Disneyland pickles!

-B

Word of the day!

Hirsute . . . . HUR-soot

Covered with hair; set with bristles; shaggy; hairy.

i.e. the sasquatch/yeti . . . makes the rounds of the clubs "disguised" in trench coat and broad-brimmed hat, hoping (successfully, it seems) to be mistaken for a rather hirsute human.

another example would be . . . . . . B walking down the street hoping to not be mistaken for an extremely HIRSUTE sasquatch.

-S

The Untapping of B

Don't worry folks I finally let her go free! All is well

-S

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK S just taped my hand to a chair!!

Help Please!!!!

-B

(I am located at the bury--but you all already knew that.)

B's Day So Far...

8:10am: Woke Up And Got Ready (No Shower People, Sorry)

8:32am: Ate Cookie Crisp And Yogurt For Breakfast

8:50am: Left For Work And Drove Sylvia

9:10am: Parked At The Bury And Hopefully Do Not Get In Trouble For Parking "There"

9:13am: Went To My Office And Ran Ticket Reports, Then Did A Batch Print For Mail

9:45am: Said Hello to S And Barbie, Oh and Katie

10:00am: Watched S Do The Studio 115 Ticket Reconciliations

10:45am: Listened To A Message From Jan (Salt Lake Choral Artists) Then Printed Off Tickets As Per Her Request.

11:00am: Played Name That Tune With S, Barbie, Oh And Katie....The Tunes Included:
BSB, N'SYNC, New Kids On The Block, Kelly Clarkson, Garth Brooks, Reba, Taylor Swift, Offspring, Brooke Duffy, Presidents Of The USA, Barney And Friends, Miley Cyrus, ETC.

11:22am: Talked To A COXCOMBED Fellow And Sold Him Some Tickets.

12:30pm: Ate Some Cookies, Crackers, And Fruit Snacks, With A Diet Coke That Totally Slaked Me.

1:00pm: Did A People.Com Crossword Puzzle....Like Totally Awesome

1:27pm: Doing This Blog Post Right Now.

Aren't You All Glad You Got To Live Through My Morning With Me?

-B

word of the day

COXCOMB

A vain, showy fellow

i.e. Scott

-S

Word of the Dayaroo

Today's word of the day is: GOBSMACKED

What does this mean you ask? Here's the definition:

"flabbergasted, astounded, shocked"

I am literally GOBSMACKED that S still has not shown up to work!

-B

who is with me . . . . . .

I think that syrofoam and cardboard boxes should be outlawed!!!!!!! I can not stand the noise they make when they rub against each other! It is HORRIBLE! I hate it and I never want to hear that noise again! (This is a warning to you B)

-S

Customer Service People

Oh S. We all could see her face a little more often, don't ya think? hence the pic and yes that is Jarebear to the right. 

Let it be known that S and I attended a 4 hour customer service training workshop this morning and learned a great deal.  We were pretty much the life of the party and everyone looked to us for our wisdom, due to our ticket selling and customer friendly attitude experience. I know some of you might be surprised to hear that I, B, am considered a customer service/friendly guru but be shocked no more. It's the truth. I'm awesome, as is S. 

In other news WTF are people SO shocked by the April snow. This happens every year people. EVERY YEAR. Deal with it and then get over it because it's the fact of Utah life. It sucks, but it's what happens.

Also, I want to hear everyone's definitions of a Yeti. Please comment and tell me your definitions. I must hear them.

Over and out.

-B

WORD OF THE DAY

The word of the day today is DOT DOT DOT

SLAKE, which means, to satisfy or quench.

i.e. "who slaked you last night B or S?"

Tell all your friends.

-B

Don't read this if you have a weak stomach!

This is all i'm going to say. . . . . . . .

#2
Explosive Diarrhea
310 up, 18 down
Not always from eating too much of the wrong foods which is usually relieved and ends with 1 incident of it. Can be a prolonged horrid condition that usually comes about from a bad bacterial stomach/intestional virus. A violent exploding stream of liquid that feels like hot foamy lava shooting from your poor poop hole along with mild to severe abdominal cramping. A frothy water that will range from shades of dark brown to a pale yellow. Depending on the cause it can last from just one incident where you get immediate relief, to 3 to 4 days until a doctor has to give you an RX to stop the awful stuff. The stream is so forceful it blasts against the toilet water forcefully causing a violent splash sending the soiled stinky water up all over your poor butt cheeks, and underside of toilet seat. Usually always accompanied by a very putrid pungent odor that you feel the need to grab the nearest towel while you are still stranded on the toilet bowl, or if not available, a wad of toilet paper to cover your nose until you can hurridly leave the bathroom. The (danger) of this condition is DEHYDRATION. It is important to not let it run on and to sip on water thru-out the day until a couple of days after it subsides. Also accompanied by noisy bowels sounds as if a war is going on inside your poor lower abdominal area along with excessive very LOUD blasting explosive gassed up farts, queasy stomach discomfort, and severe weakness if it goes on for over 24 hours.

Name Changearoo

Due to popular demand (thank you Erin) we have changed our name BRannon, instead of Bannon. Tell all your friends.

-B

Word of the day. . . . .

SPELUNKER: Someone who spelunks in caves all the live long day.

*not to be confused with splunker. Look it up in the Urban dictionary if you wanna know what that is.

-S

Due East!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you say that The DoDo at the gateway is directly due east of the movie theater??????

2 for $2

Have you ever been looking for a scrumptious snack and you just don't know where to find one. Not too heavy not too light. Well look no further...head down to your nearest 7-11 and enjoy this treat that is better than SE. It is. I know.

Here is a picture but before you look at it know that you're gonna need to go get one ASAP!

-B

Word of the day . . .

Todays word of the day is . . . . . . drum roll please . . . . . . . .

MOIST

Not really sure why this is the word of the day. probably because I think it is a gross word, and B thinks it is funny.

-S

IRONY

It has come to my attention this weekend that irony is a funny real thing. So many ironic things have happened. God works in mysterious ways folks. That he does. And if God is not someone who works in mysterious ways in your life than call it karma, bad luck, teaching lessons, blah blah you get it.

In other news S and I are thinking about renaming the blog BRannon?? What do ya'll think? it would better represent both of us.

Over and out.
-B

Let your inner Hannah Montana out! Embrace it!

Don't be ashamed! Go see the movie its great!

-S

Word of the Day . . . .

Todays word of the day is . . . . .

CRATER

Why you ask. Well Brooke and I have recently had a problem with giant craters on our faces! Not pleasant!

-S

Sometimes love just ain't enough . . .

I dont wanna lose you,I dont wanna use you Just to have somebody by my side And I dont wanna hate youI dont wanna take you But I dont wanna be the one to cry That dont really matter to anyone, anymoreBut like a fool I keep losing my placeAnd I keep seeing you walk through that door

But theres a danger in loving somebody too much And its sad when you know its your heart you cant trustTheres a reason why people dont stay where they areBaby sometimes love just aint enough

Now I could never change youI dont wanna blame you Baby you dont have to take the fall Yes I may have hurt youBut I did not desert you Maybe I just wanna have it all It makes a sound like thunder It makes me feel like rain And like a fool who will never see the truth I keep thinking somethings gonna change

But theres a danger in loving somebody too much And its sad when you know its your heart you cant trust Theres a reason why people dont stay where they areBaby sometimes love just aint enough

And theres no way homeWhen its late at night and youre all alone Are there things that you wanted to sayDo you feel me beside you in your bed There beside you where I used to lay And

theres a danger in loving somebody too much And its sad when you know its your heart they cant touch.Theres a reason why people dont stay who they are Cause baby sometimes love just aint enough. Baby sometimes love just aint enough.

*Sometimes on a bad day repeat these words to yourself in the loudest and most beautiful voice you have. It is sure to improve your day by 110%. Because lets be honest sometimes you just have a bad day! (thats for you B)

-S

BOOOOOOOOOO

U of U Parking services can kiss my butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B and S

Messin' with Sasquatch

In honor of our blog title I decided to put a picture up of Mr. Sasquatch smiling. Note that the next Winter Olympic games mascot is going to be a Sasquatch. Pretty awesome. Tell all your friends.

-B

Happy Easter!

I just came across this really really

cute hamster! I thought it

was perfect for the easter season!

-S

Word of the Day--CAHOOTS

This is today's word of the day. (Cahoots)

PS Brooke and Shannon are in cahoots and starting a blog on this fine rainy day. Everyone should check it daily. Exciting things are sure to be happening in the lives of BANNON.

PEACE OUT